有一个非常昂贵的辩护律师 Got a very expensive defense attorney
在我的办公室里等我。 waiting for me in my office.
-艾米·奎因。-你怎么知道的？ - Amy Quinn. - How'd you know?
那个微笑。你总是有奎因的事。 That smile. You always had a thing for Quinn.
-不对。-好的，不是真的。 - Not true. - Okay, not true.
如果我们发现你有艾米，与此有关 If we found out you had something to do with this, Amy,
你将不会被禁止。你将入狱。 you won't just be disbarred. You'll go to jail.
好吧，那是一门大枪。我以为我们彼此喜欢。 Well, that's a big gun. I thought we liked each other.
艾米莉·洛佩兹·巴蒂斯塔。 Emily Lopez-Batista.
并非所有双桶名称工作，但你的工作。 Not all double-barrel names work, but yours does.
记录下来，我叫艾米丽·洛佩兹。 For the record, my name is Emily Lopez.
-巴蒂斯塔去哪儿了？-他和母亲住在一起 - Where'd the Batista go? - He's living with his mother.
-我喜欢你。-我喜欢你。 - I like you. - I like you.
离婚了我不知道我要多少时间… There's gonna be a divorce. I don't know how much time I…
嗯，任何适合你的方法为我工作，好吗？ Em, whatever works for you works for me, okay?
嗯。 Em.
先生，把书包放在皮带上。 Put your bag on the belt, sir.
婚姻注定的象征。 Symbol of a doomed marriage.
那是你的订婚戒指吗？ Is that your engagement ring?
-他要回来。-你无法抗拒。 - He wants it back. - And you couldn't resist.
我们可以谈谈别的吗？ Can we talk about something else?
你必须在最后一次尝试。 You had to try it on one last time.
就像我必须今天对一个牧师进行盘问？ Like how I have to cross-examine a priest today?
-一切都第一次。-我的问题是为什么要保留它？ - First time for everything. - My question is why you left it on.
我知道这不是罪恶盘问一位牧师 I know it's not a sin to cross-examine a priest,
但是法官吗？是上帝吗？ but does the judge? Does God?
告诉我不是因为你改变了主意。 Tell me it's not because you've changed your mind.
就像字面上的爱之海。 It is like a literal sea of love.
我喜欢婚礼那天。 I like Wedding Day.
他们不知道他们正在进入。 They don't know what they're getting into.
-紧张吗？-不！ - Are you nervous? - No!
本纳做这个公关事情。 Benner does this PR thing.
平民四处奔走，占用所有停车位 Civilians running around, taking all the parking spaces,
到处扔花束，鲜花。 throwing bouquets, flowers everywhere.
-像新娘花束吗？-是的 - Like bridal bouquets? - Yeah.
你应该看看他们尝试了什么并通过与安全。 You should see what they try and sneak through security with.
-你从来没有告诉过我。-一年一次。 - You never told me. - Once a year.
-我们一年前没在一起。-听起来很有趣。好玩吗？ - We weren't together a year ago. - Sounds fun. Is it fun?
如果你喜欢结婚。 If you like getting married.
所以我与皮肤护理公司的最后一次会面是三点。 So my last meeting with the skin care company is at 3.
你认为什么时候可以完成？ What time do you think you'll be done?
嗯，我希望早点 Mm, early, I hope.
取决于如何初步听证会。 Depends on how this preliminary hearing goes.
好吧，在一天结束之前， Well, by the end of the day,
我应该正式品牌大使。 I should officially be a brand ambassador.
嘿-我们可以庆祝。 - Hey. - We can celebrate.
听起来不错。出去吃饭抓住一些气泡。 Sounds good. Go out to dinner, grab some bubbles.
我想结婚。-现在？ - I'd like to get married. - Now?
不，但是…某个时候。 No. But… sometime.
我们今天不能这样做吗？ Can we not do this today?
我什么也没干。 I'm not… doing anything.
我现在可以吻你吗？因为我需要上法庭。 Can I kiss you now? 'Cause I need to get to court.
哦。 Oh.
你知道我真的很喜欢你吗？ You know I really dig you, right?
我……真是在挖你。 I… really dig you.
哦。 Oh.
安全驾驶。 Drive safe.
哦，宝贝，我是如此爱你。 Oh, babe, I love you so much.
你看起来好美！ You look amazing!
好吧，我们应该。这是我们的结婚日。 Well, we should. It's our wedding day.
-我们很兴奋！-萨拉，我得和我的客户见面。 - We're excited! - Sara, I have to meet with my client.
行。恭喜 All right. Congratulations.
-谢谢。-谢谢。 - Thank you. - Thank you.
另外，我也没有改变主意。 Also, I haven't changed my mind.
那你为什么还… Then why are you still…
他求婚。我接受。这是我的。那是交易。 He proposed. I accepted. It's mine. That's the deal.
艾米丽，你要离婚了 Emily, you're getting a divorce.
-他说这是家庭传家宝。-那你应该还给它。 - He says it's a family heirloom. - Then you should give it back.
除了他撒谎…很多。而且，我不能。卡住了 Except he lies… a lot. Also, I can't. It's stuck.
在这件事上，强加于人句子的暂停， In this matter, the imposition of sentence is suspended,
然后你就被安置了经过36个月的正式试用 and you are placed on 36 months' formal probation
在以下条款和条件… under the following terms and conditions…
-罚款500美元。-法官阁下，那不对。 - pay a fine of $500. - Your Honor, that ain't right.
欧文斯先生，你做得不错 Mr. Owens, you've done a decent job
代表自己。不要毁了它。 of representing yourself. Don't ruin it.
出售大麻是非法的没有许可证。 Selling marijuana is illegal without a license.
像我这样的男人不可能获得许可证 Impossible for a man like me to get a license
-当大多数去大的白色公司。-欧文斯先生… - when most go to big white corporations. - Mr. Owens…
当我那时，他们抓住了我小时候要来。 They got me when I was coming up as a kid.
现在我要走了在另一边 And now that I'm going down the other side,
他们又得到了我。 they got me again.
对于像…这样的男人来说是不可能的 Impossible for a man like…
对于像我这样的男人来说，这是不可能的 It's impossible for a man like me
有机会。 to have a chance.
法院将允许更多时间 The court will allow extra time
支付罚款和法庭费用。 for payment of fines and court costs.
法庭费用呢？尊重地， Court costs, too? With respect,
法官阁下为什么认为一个像我这样的人 why does Your Honor think a man like me
首先是卖杂草吗？ was selling weed in the first place?
我被解雇了，法官阁下？ Am I dismissed, Your Honor?
法官阁下。 Your Honor.
这个人有一点。 The man has a point.
反正法庭费用是多少？ What are the court costs anyway?
-法官阁下？-此案的法庭费用。 - Your Honor? - Court costs on this case.
他们一直在变化。职员办公室… They change all the time. The clerk's office…
要去那儿并伸展一下我的腿。 Gonna wander over there and stretch my legs a bit.
-法官阁下进行了替补审判。-30分钟内 - Your Honor has a bench trial. - In 30 minutes.
我可以打电话给店员并让他们发送… I can call down to the clerk and have them send…
我感觉有点麻木了。 I'm feeling a little hemmed in.
我想介入并接受 I want to get my steps in and take in
-婚礼当天的景点。-那里的法官就像 - the Wedding Day sights. - A judge out there is like
一只蝴蝶落在你的手上。 a butterfly landing on your hand.
强烈劝阻法官们 Judges are strongly discouraged
使用公共区域法院的。 from using public areas of the courthouse.
没有法律，甚至没有规则。 Not a law, not even a rule.
不。接受的智慧。 No. Accepted wisdom.
沃特金斯代​​理人，你觉得合适吗 Deputy Watkins, does it seem right to you
法官被监禁在他们的房间里 that judges are imprisoned in their chambers,
与公众隔绝 cut off from the general public
还有胡萝卜蛋糕松饼在餐厅里？ and the carrot cake muffins in the cafeteria?
我可以跑步拿那个松饼如果你愿意，为你。 I can run and get that muffin for you, if you like.
你比我更害怕她吗？ You're more afraid of her than me?
精细。 Fine.
也许我以后再去。 Maybe I'll go later.
萝拉·卡迈克尔是一位 Lola Carmichael is one
大楼中最公正的法官。 of the fairest judges in the building.
-她是天主教徒吗？-我不知道。 - Is she Catholic? - I-I don't have any idea.
-如果她在，我就死定了。-控方的案子 - If she is, I'm dead. - The prosecution's case
-几乎完全是环境。-是的，但是如果是教堂 - is almost entirely circumstantial. - Yeah, but if the Church
要怪某人，通常可以。 wants to blame someone, it usually works.
重罪盗窃案？100宏伟？ Felony grand theft? 100 grand?
我们的目标只是提高合理的怀疑。 Our goal is just to raise reasonable doubt.
好吧，这是不可能的 Well, it isn't possible
让一个人脱脂那么多。 for one person to skim that much.
但是你不相信我 But you don't believe me
因为我以前是…因为我住在SkidRow，所以 because I was… because I lived on Skid Row,
因为我以前偷过因为头发？ because I've stolen before, because of the hair?
高中时我剃了光头。 I had a shaved head in high school.
你的头发不会打断我。而我不相信 Your hair doesn't bother me. And what I don't believe
是你告诉我的我需要知道的一切 is that you've told me everything I need to know
为你辩护 to properly defend you.
不算太晚。给我吗你的朋友列表。 It's not too late. Give me a list of your friends.
我至少可以找到一个角色见证。 I can find at least one character witness.
我要么把他们扯掉或欠他们钱。 I either ripped them off or owe them money.
-家人。-告诉你我没有， - Family, then. - Told you I don't have any,
自从我逃跑以来。只是姐姐。 not since I ran away. Just the sister.
同一个姐姐为你作证？ The same sister who's testifying against you?
我们需要到达那里。 We need to get in there.
检方要求不要让法院上当。 The prosecution has asked that the court not be fooled.
他们实际上是在说 They are saying, in fact,
那是我客户的宗教服装 that my client's religious garments
只是一个诡计 are nothing more than a ruse
而且菲比姐姐必须有100,000美元 and that Sister Phoebe must have $100,000
隐藏在她习惯的某个地方 hidden under her habit somewhere
因为，正如我将展示法官阁下 because, as I will demonstrate, Your Honor,
-他们没有费心看-不! - they haven't bothered to look - No!
其他任何地方。 Anywhere else.
我的妻子，还没… My wife, who's not yet…
我真的需要让她成为我的妻子， I really need to make her my wife,
但现在她正在大忙工作。 but right now she's in labor big-time.
-我叫护理人员。-本纳法官还没来？ - I'll call the paramedics. - Judge Benner isn't here yet.
法官阁下，你能… Your Honor, can you…
我们要结婚了在宝宝出生之前。 We need to be married before the baby's born.
哦我的水破了 Ohh. And my water broke.
这个孩子要出去但在我得到那枚戒指之前没有。 This kid wants out, but not before I get that ring.
哦让我们舒适吧 Ooh. Let's get you comfortable.
让我们给他们一些空间吧 Let's give them some room, people.
-什么是你的名字？-我是瑞安。 - What are your names? - I'm Ryan.
-Corina。-卡迈克尔法官。萝拉。 - Corina. - Judge Carmichael. Lola.
那是修女吗？我不能和一个尼姑结婚。 Is that a nun? I can't get married by a nun.
我祖母的东正教徒。她会杀了我! My grandmother's Orthodox. She'll kill me!
我可以提供我的服务吗在无神论者牧师CXR301吗？ May I offer my services at Atheist Reverend CXR301?
没有! No!
绝对是非宗派仪式。 It absolutely has to be a nondenominational ceremony.
-卡迈克尔法官？-我接到你了。 - Judge Carmichael? - I got you.
你是否曾经做过此事，法官阁下？ Have you done this before, Your Honor?
不，但是我感到很受启发。戒指在哪里？ No, but I'm feeling inspired. Where are the rings?
给我你的手。 Give me your hands.
我们组成这个圈子庆祝人民 We form this circle to celebrate the people
谁创造了这个小奇蹟 who have created this little miracle
即将进入这个世界。 about to enter this world.
这是你承诺的一天自己 It's the day that you promise to yourselves
为了这个小孩子而生活在爱中。 and to this little child to live in love.
不管发生什么你们两个之间 No matter what happens between the two of you,
你将永远共享一些东西。 you will always share something.
愿你永远浪漫中的安慰! May you forever take comfort in this romance!
Ohh!
谢谢卡迈克尔法官。 Thank you, Judge Carmichael.
还没做完。你和你吗？ Not done yet. Do you and you?
-我愿。-我愿。 - I do. - I do.
你现在是夫妻。 You are now husband and wife.
哦。等待。这是传统。 Oh. Wait. It's tradition.
认真地，去医院。 Seriously, get to the hospital.
卡兰。我sc了这个案子 Callan. I scooped this case
当我看到你是检察官时 when I saw you were the prosecutor.
艾米·奎因很高兴见到你。 Amy Quinn. Nice to see you.
认为这可能是一次有趣的比赛。 Thought it might be a fun rematch.
嗯-这是MarkCallan，我们的宿敌。 - Hmm. - This is Mark Callan, our nemesis.
-我是Margo。-我知道。 - I'm Margo. - I know.
你的客户有罪。 Your client's guilty.
超越自己的方式。 Way to get ahead of yourself.
这甚至不是审判。 This isn't even a trial.
她是一个连连的用餐者和饮酒者。 She's a serial dine and dasher.
她用巨额帐单困了12个人。他们正坐在那里。 She stuck 12 men with huge bills. They're sitting right there.
这叫做约会，不是重罪勒索。 It's called dating, not felony extortion.
而12有点过分进行初步聆讯。 And 12 is a little overkill for a preliminary hearing.
我打赌你。这只是一个初步。 I'll make you a bet. It's just a prelim.
如果拉斯基法官将勒索拒之门外 If Judge Laski throws extortion out
或弹跳，你就可以买晚餐。 or bounces it, you buy dinner.
如果他允许我们去试用，我买晚餐。 If he allows us to go to trial, I buy dinner.
我不跟生活赌博艾米。 I don't gamble with the lives of defendants, Amy.
哦，我不在乎。我喜欢一点乐趣。 Oh, I don't mind. I like a bit of fun.
-谢谢，但是没有。-好的。 - Thanks, but no. - Okay.
我不需要任何激励踢你的屁股。 I don't need any incentive to kick your ass.
我免费做。 I'll do it for free.
辅导员，在那儿见。 See you in there, counselor.
先生们 Gentlemen.
刚知道这个词。 Just got the word.
我们现在随时会回来。 We will be back any minute now.
乐于恢复战斗与Lopez-Batista女士。 Happy to resume battle with Ms. Lopez-Batista.
洛佩兹。就是洛佩兹。 Lopez. It's just Lopez.
它…没有留下。 It… It's not staying.
不好意思什么？-戒指。 - Sorry. What? - The ring.
-把它忘了吧。-好的。 - Just forget it. - Okay.
我要等我我是新手。 I have to wait for mine. I'm a novice.
我没有成为基督的新娘 I don't become a bride of Christ
直到我的承诺仪式。 till my commitment ceremony.
然后我响了。 Then I get a ring.
除非我入狱。然后我被逐出教会了 Unless I go to jail. Then I get excommunicated,
这意味着确保你的工作 which means it's your job to make sure
我不把我们的主留在祭坛上。 I don't leave our Lord at the altar.
我将竭尽所能。 I will do everything I can.
全体起立。 All rise.
大约一年前我们把菲比姐姐放了 Then about a year ago, we put Sister Phoebe
负责周日的现金捐赠。 in charge of the Sunday cash donations.
这样她就可以使用这笔钱。 So she had access to the money.
那就对了。我们必须进行审核。 That's right. We had to do an audit.
我讨厌数学。 I hate math.
洗礼比较容易。 Baptisms are easier.
它显示了收入低于历史平均水平。 It showed revenues were below historical averages.
模式很快就开始了 The pattern started shortly
菲比修女承担了这些责任。 after Sister Phoebe was given those responsibilities.
谢谢你，先生……父亲。 Thank you, sir… Father.
洛佩兹女士？ Ms. Lopez?
文森特父亲，当你见面时我的客户，你怎么看？ Father Vincent, when you met my client, what did you think?
我的意思是，头发，她的格子过去。 I mean, the hair, her checkered past.
我们通常不选我们未来的修女在街上 We don't usually pick our future nuns off the street,
但她对她很诚实法律上的并发症。 but she was honest about her complications with the law.
她安顿下来，找到了自己的职业。 And she settled, found her vocation.
不害羞，那个。 Not shy, that one.
她挑战了我无家可归者和成瘾。 She challenged my homily on the homeless and addiction.
她是对的。 She was right.
你喜欢菲比。你信任她。 You like Phoebe. You trusted her.
在她从我们这里偷走之前，我做到了 I did, before she stole from us.
-罢工。-持续。 - Move to strike. - Sustained.
你找到任何证据了吗当你搜索她的房间时 Did you find any evidence when you searched her room?
现金，昂贵的购买？ Cash, expensive purchases?
-不-但你还是假设 - No. - And yet you assume
这个年轻的女人会冒她的职业风险 this young woman would risk her vocation
和她的生活如此坚定地致力于。 and life that she is so fiercely committed to.
异议。投机。 Objection. Speculation.
撤消。 Withdrawn.
捐款……谁来处理之间的现金 The donations… Who handles the cash between
教区居民和银行？你能提供名字吗？ the parishioners and the bank? Could you provide names?
好吧，有几个……引导，志愿者， Well, there are a few… ushers, volunteers,
我们的会计师。我可以给你清单。 our accountant. I can get you the list.
所以菲比不是唯一的人谁有钱。 So Phoebe isn't the only person who had access to the money.
-不-唯一的一个 - No. - Just the only one
你在街上接了。 you picked up off the street.
她对我眨眼。 She winked at me.
所以被告就是这样首先取得联系。 So that's how the defendant first made contact.
是的她…她对我眨眨眼在约会网站上 Yeah. She… She winked at me on the dating site,
然后我们留言了 then we messaged a bit,
然后，嗯，然后她问我出去吃饭。 then, uh, then she asked me out to dinner.
-那感觉如何？-我会放弃存在 - And how'd that make you feel? - I'd kind of given up on being,
我不知道，什么 I don't know, whatever,
对任何人都有吸引力 attractive to anybody ever,
是的，感觉很好。她喜欢我。 so yeah, it felt good. She liked me.
告诉我们你的晚餐。 Tell us about your dinner.
Margo告诉我订购任何我喜欢的东西。 Margo told me to order anything I liked.
她订购了2010年的勃艮第葡萄酒。 She ordered the wine, a 2010 Burgundy.
我记得因为我一直之后盯着账单 I remember 'cause I kept staring at the bill after,
在想，谁付出那么多一瓶怪异的葡萄酒？ thinking, who pays this much for a bottle of freakin' wine?
我想我做到了。 918.35美元。 I guess I did. $918.35.
我很抱歉那件事发生在你身上，科林。 I am so sorry that happened to you, Colin.
没有其他问题。 No further questions.
奎因女士，在乎吗？ Ms. Quinn, care to cross?
我很乐意，法官阁下。 I'd love to, Your Honor.
啊因此，你已与Margo联络。 Ahem. So you messaged with Margo.
那是因为你以为她很吸引人吗？ Is that because you thought she was attractive?
是。是的 Yes. Yeah.
然后你说你放弃了爱情。 And you said that you'd given up on love.
那太糟了。没有人应该必须有那种感觉。 That's horrible. No one should have to feel that way.
-我没来过。-我明白。 - I haven't been out since. - I understand.
科林，在你与Margo约会之前 Colin, before your date with Margo,
你做爱已经有多久了？ how long had it been since you had sex?
我的意思是，和另一个人在一起。 I mean, with another person.
-反对。-被否决。 - Objection. - Overruled.
科林，你使用过这个短语吗 Colin, did you use the phrase
那天晚上“粘在蛋奶酥上” "sticking it to the soufflé" that night
和我的客户谈话时？ when talking to my client?
你是否曾说过要这样做 Did you say that's what you were gonna do
晚饭后去找她你会坚持下去吗？ to her after dinner? That you would stick it to her?
-反对!-坐下，卡兰。 - Objection! - Sit down, Callan.
我很期待该问题的答案。 I'm looking forward to the answer to that question.
只是……我没有……我不是那个意思 It was just… I didn't… I didn't mean it
就像你刚才说的那样令人恶心! to be disgusting like you just said!
-我在尝试…-怪不得她早点离开。 - I was trying… - No wonder she left early.
像这样被口头攻击？ Verbally assaulted like this?
我的意思是，谁知道会发生什么 I mean, who knows what would have happened
如果她一直在附近吃甜点？ if she had stuck around for dessert?
没有其他问题了，法官阁下。 No more questions, Your Honor.
奥玛拉先生，下台 Step down, Mr. O'Mara.
好吧，所有这些都是关于饮食的 Well, all this talk about food and drink
肚子都快肚子坏了 has got my stomach all grumbly.
午餐休息时间。回到1:30。 Lunch recess. Back at 1:30.
你今晚应该过来。 You should come over tonight.
我有可以快速使用的工具那个吸盘马上 I've got tools that'll snap that sucker right off.
我曾经有个念珠。 I used to have a rosary.
我还有我的从我受洗的那一刻起 I still have mine from when I was baptized.
让我想起了我的abuelita。 Reminds me of my abuelita.
-姐姐-那是你的下一个受害者？ - Sister. - That your next victim?
米兰达姐妹。教区会计。 Sister Miranda. Parish accountant.
拆掉一个牧师和一个修女…… Taking apart a priest and a nun…
你最好找到念珠。 you better find that rosary.
她看起来不舒服。 She doesn't look well.
回头见。 See you back in there.
恭喜 Congratulations.
米兰达修女你作证作为教区会计师 Sister Miranda, you testified as the parish accountant
菲比可以直接进入到收款。 that Phoebe had direct access to the collection monies.
你真的有没有看到她拿现金吗？ Did you ever actually see her take any cash?
我没有。 I did not.
在你的教堂做姐妹有自己的收入吗？ Do the sisters at your church have your own income?
小额津贴。 A small allowance.
我把我的动作电影存起来。 I save up mine for action movies.
是不是真的菲比送她的礼物？ Isn't it true that Phoebe gives hers away?
异议。关联。 Objection. Relevance.
我的客户被指控赚钱。 My client has been accused of taking money.
我认为如果她是已知会赠送它。 I think it's relevant if she's known to be giving it away.
否决了。你可能会回答。 Overruled. You may answer.
我们见面时，她住在大街上 When we met, she was living on the street
如此生气但也如此仁慈。 and so angry but also so kind.
如果有人需要它，而菲比则拥有它 If somebody needed it and Phoebe had it,
她总是付出更多。 she was always giving more than she has.
经过直接检查你说你从未听说过 Under direct examination, you said that you never heard
我的客户抱怨关于没有钱。 my client complaining about not having money.
我们的誓言之一就是贫穷。 One of our vows is poverty.
她从帐篷到一个修道院。她很感激。 She went from a tent to an abbey. She was grateful.
你还证明自己看到了她与文森特神父争吵 You also testified that you saw her argue with Father Vincent
关于教会的钱如何正在分配。 about how the church's money was being allocated.
文森特神父计划翻修公寓。 Father Vincent planned to renovate the rectory.
她想要我们所有的资源去重要的地方… She wanted all our resources to go where it mattered…
-滑行。-你全心投入 - Skid Row. - You've dedicated yourself
为了穷人的生活。 to a life of service to the poor.
-你如何看待直肠？-反对。关联。 - What do you think of the rectory? - Objection. Relevance.
-洛佩兹女士。-DDA正在建议 - Ms. Lopez. - The DDA is suggesting
那个修女有偷钱的动机 that a nun had motive to steal money
旨在修复直肠。 that was intended to fix the rectory.
-法官阁下。-也许其他人也有相同的动机。 - Your Honor. - Maybe others share the same motive.
像一群修女抢劫吗？法官阁下… Like a group nun heist? Your Honor…
有合理的怀疑。 It goes to reasonable doubt.
这就是相关性，法官阁下。 That's the relevance, Your Honor.
否决。 Overruled.
米兰达姐妹， Sister Miranda,
像你一样了解我的客户 knowing my client as you do,
在所有引导者和志愿者中 out of all the ushers and volunteers,
-是不是有可能…-不 - isn't it possible that one… - No.
Uh…
菲比说不是她。你说不是他们。 Phoebe says it wasn't her. You say it wasn't them.
据文森特神父说 According to Father Vincent,
唯一拥有访问权限是会计师。 the only other person who had access is the accountant.
米兰达姐妹，不是吗教会会计师？ Sister Miranda, aren't you the church accountant?
异议。米兰达修女不是这里的审判修女。 Objection. Sister Miranda isn't the nun on trial here.
这是一个简单的问题，法官阁下。 It's a simple question, Your Honor.
I…
-也许是时候…-保持那个想法。 - Maybe it's time… - Hold that thought.
律师，靠近板凳。 Counsel, approach the bench.
我的义务 My obligation
为了这个过程的公平， is to the fairness of this process,
不是结果，而是出现了 not the outcome, but it appears
你的见证是关于要么使自己入罪 your witness was about to either incriminate herself
或作伪证。 or commit perjury.
第五修正案，伯杰先生。 Fifth Amendment, Mr. Berger.
我感谢法官阁下的智慧。 I appreciate Your Honor's wisdom.
-辞退法官阁下。-收费标准。 - Move to dismiss, Your Honor. - The charges stand.
我说“要么”。 I said "either."
你们两个弄清楚是哪一个 You two figure out which one it is,
我们会回来我们的午餐休息后。 and we'll come back after our lunch recess.
谁知道修女会如此戏剧化？ Who knew nuns could be so dramatic?
我做到了 I did.
本纳法官在哪里？ Where's Judge Benner?
伟大的未婚妻有一排排 There's a long line of the great unwed
在法庭外面等待搭便车。 outside her courtroom waiting to get hitched.
-显然她来晚了。-最好不要更长。 - Apparently, she's late. - Better not be much longer.
-新娘们变得焦躁不安。-不像她。 - The brides are getting restless. - It's not like her.
婚礼那天特别为本纳法官。 Wedding Day's a special day for Judge Benner.
我一直以为整个事情有点奇怪。 I always thought the whole thing was a bit weird.
好吧，很好但是很奇怪。 Well, nice but weird.
我非常喜欢它。一年中的其他每一天 I like it very much. Every other day of the year,
来这栋楼的人 the people who come to this building
有最糟糕的之一他们一生的日子。 are having one of the worst days of their lives.
今天我们要成为一部分最好的之一。 Today we get to be part of one of the best.
我一直都知道实际上，你内心都很柔软。 I always knew it. You're actually all soft inside.
法官阁下… Your Honor…
是的…法官阁下。 Y… Your Honor.
哦。 Oh.
去店员的办公室。你还没有看到我。 Going to the clerk's office. You haven't see me.
法官阁下! Your Honor!
-她在哪？-我没看见她。 - Where is she? - I haven't seen her.
你为什么不让我提交米兰达 Why didn't you let me submit Miranda
作为角色见证人？ as a character witness?
因为文森特神父告诉她为起诉作证。 Because Father Vincent told her to testify for the prosecution.
还是因为你没有要我弄清楚 Or is it because you didn't want me to figure out
-她是偷钱的那个人吗？-那是我们的法官吗？ - that she was the one who actually stole the money? - Is that our judge?
我……不，我不……也许。他们通常不要让他们离开这里。 I… No, I don't… Maybe. They don't usually let them out here.
我想是她。 I think it was her.
菲比，你为什么要服用米兰达的秋天？ Phoebe, why are you taking the fall for Miranda?
我不是。我正在接受审判因为我没有犯罪。 I'm not. I'm standing trial for a crime I didn't commit.
你不想知道 You don't want to know
我在街上正在做什么。 what I was doing on the street.
米兰达姐妹… Sister Miranda…
米兰达修女给我带来了进入教堂。 Sister Miranda brought me into the church.
早些时候，她可能会破产我违反假释规定 Early on, she could have busted me on a parole violation.
从字面上抓住我把手放在钱包里 Literally caught me with my hand in her purse.
但是她原谅我。 But she forgave me.
她救了我。 She saved me.
-那没有理由…-她病了。 - That's no reason to… - She's sick.
米兰达修女不会持续入狱六个月 Sister Miranda won't last six months in jail.
关闭记录，你的客户怎么了？ Off the record, what is up with your client?
MargoBaxter就像KatharineHepburn Margo Baxter is like Katharine Hepburn
陷入“欢乐时光”一集中 stuck in an episode of "Happy Days."
贝克特的戏？ The Beckett play?
不。70年代情景喜剧定于50年代。 No. The '70s sitcom set in the '50s.
你几岁？ How old are you?
我父亲曾经看过重播。 My dad used to watch the reruns.
-交易吧!-你先。 - Let's make a deal! - You first.
试用期三年 Three years' probation,
30天Caltrans高速公路清理。 30 days Caltrans freeway cleanup.
-哦，太好了。-那是我所能做到的最好… - Oh, that's sweet. - That's the best I can…
等待。甜？ Wait. Sweet?
我可以想像你坐在爸爸的腿上 I can picture you sitting on your daddy's lap
看电视，吃薯条。 watching TV, eating chips.
-是的-好可爱。 - Yeah. - It's sweet.
-不，那从来没有发生过。-没有成交。 - No, that never happened. - No deal.
放下费用。 Drop the charges.
你的客户系统地引诱这些人 Your client systematically lured these men
到最贵的洛杉矶的餐厅 to the most expensive restaurants in Los Angeles
意图勒索他们的钱 with the intent to extort them for money
-以酒，食物的形式…-那些人希望付款。 - in the form of wine, food… - Those men expected to pay.
就是这样不，他们没有。 That's the thing. No, they didn't.
Margo邀请了他们。她预订了房间 Margo invited them. She made the reservation.
她叫他们点菜无论他们想要什么。 She told them to order whatever they wanted.
然后她就吃饱了 Then she had her fill of food and drink,
找借口离开桌子永不回来。 made an excuse, left the table, and never came back.
她来自一个男女时代…… She is from an era when men and women…
你认真地使用19世纪吗 Are you seriously using 19th century
性别规范作为你的辩护？ gender norms as your defense?
那是你的女朋友吗？ Is that your girlfriend?
什么？是的 What? Yeah.
-你做一对可爱的夫妻。-谢谢。 - You make a cute couple. - Thanks.
谁在你初次约会时领了标签？ Who picked up the tab on your first date?
MargoBaxter是个脾气暴躁的人而且你知道。 Margo Baxter is a grifter, and you know that.
啊，我应该到办公室检查一下。 Ah, I should check in with the office.
如果你保证不给我三明治加黄油， If you promise not to bogart my sandwich,
我保证会回来具有真实的量刑优惠。 I promise to come back with a real sentencing offer.
交易？ Deal?
好吧，宝贝，我在里面见你! Okay, babe, I'll see you inside!
请给57号票。 Number 57, ticket, please.
我没有一个。我是法官。 I don't have one. I'm a judge.
LolaCarmichael，部门61。 Lola Carmichael, Department 61.
你有电话号码吗？ Did you take a number?
-我没有。-那我无能为力。 - I did not. - Then I cannot help you.
我只需要问你几个问题。 I just need to ask you a couple of questions.
你不是法官。法官是不允许在这里。 You're not a judge. Judges are not allowed down here.
甚至没有法律。接受的智慧。 Not even a law. Accepted wisdom.
我离开了徽章。在我的房间里。 I left my badge. It's in my chambers.
抬起头来……萝拉·卡迈克尔法官， Look me up… Judge Lola Carmichael,
部门61。 Department 61.
Sherri Kansky是我的JA。 Sherri Kansky is my JA.
你是雪莉的法官。对。 You're Sherri's judge. Right.
对。滑稽。那太有趣了。 Right. Funny. That's so funny.
怎么了对不起有什么好笑的？ What's so… Sorry. What's so funny?
她描述你的方式我以为你会… The way she described you, I thought you'd be…
我能为你做什么，法官阁下？ What can I do for you, Your Honor?
我需要向你询问法庭费用。 I need to ask you about court costs.
好的。 Okay.
米兰达姐妹，我希望我们能…… Sister Miranda, I was hoping we could…
抱歉。首先，对不起，…… Sorry. First, I'm sorry if…
如果我有点急躁当你在看台上时 if I was a little pushy when you were on the stand.
洛佩兹女士，你只是在做你的工作 You were only doing your job, Ms. Lopez,
为你的客户辩护。 conjuring a defense for your client.
你会说话吗与DDA的Berger先生一起？ Were you able to speak with Mr. Berger, the DDA?
简要地。对于任何损坏我深表歉意 Briefly. I apologized for any damage
我可能已经对他……他的案子了。 I may have done to his… his case.
我有些失落了 I lost my head a little,
这些天似乎正在发生。 which seems to be happening these days.
他非常宽容。 He was very forgiving.
你要我建议吗？ Would you like me to suggest,
也许你的教会可以帮助你找到律师吗？ or maybe your church can help you find, a lawyer?
我被捕了吗？ Am I under arrest?
米兰达修女，你要认罪 Sister Miranda, you need to confess
然后退还那笔钱因此我们可以停止此审判。 and return that money so we can stop this trial.
-菲比还好吗？-她很害怕。 - Is Phoebe okay? - She's scared.
我认为她没有想让你失望。 And I think she doesn't want to let you down.
所以她没有送你。 So she didn't send you.
那个年轻的女人有伟大的信念和热情。 That young woman has a great faith and a fire.
我们并非都那样建立。 We're not all built like that.
米兰达修女，请。 Sister Miranda, please.
你能跟我一起走吗跟她说话？ Will you just come with me and talk to her?
菲比需要你的帮助。 Phoebe needs your help.
卡迈克尔法官需要知道真相。 Judge Carmichael needs to know the truth.
菲比，你很清白。 Phoebe, you're innocent.
如果米兰达修女认罪并退还钱款 If Sister Miranda confesses and returns the money,
有机会没有人会受到起诉。 there's a chance no one will be prosecuted.
菲比，也许我们应该听。 Phoebe, maybe we should listen.
不，我们俩都是无辜的 No, we're both innocent.
你说我们需要的是合理的怀疑。 You said all we needed is reasonable doubt.
菲比，为什么要冒险呢？你找到了家，生活， Phoebe, why risk this? You found a home, a life,
现在你愿意将其丢弃。 and now you're willing to throw it away.
-我有信仰。-信念不会让你无罪的 - I have faith. - Faith won't get you acquitted.
不，你会的。还有我们的主。我对你们俩都有信心。 No. You will. And our Lord. I have faith in you both.
我向你保证真相是你的救生筏。 I promise you the truth is your life raft.
让你相信真理。 Put your faith in the truth.
米兰达，帮帮我。相信我。 Miranda, help me. Trust me.
她没有任何罪行。 She isn't guilty of any crime.
那钱是给教会的 That money is for the church,
教会就是人民。 and the church is the people.
现在米兰达修女是… Right now Sister Miranda is…
她生病了，洛佩兹女士 She's sick, Ms. Lopez.
我不会让你或文森特神父 I'm not going to let you or Father Vincent
否则任何人都会加重她的痛苦 or anyone else add to her suffering
或以任何方式伤害她。 or hurt her in any way.
你是我的律师，我是清白的 You are my lawyer, and I'm innocent.
我正在指示你为我辩护。 I'm instructing you to defend me.
下午，辅导员。 Afternoon, counselor.
我主持了我的初婚 I officiated my first marriage
今天早上几乎分娩了一个婴儿。 and almost delivered a baby this morning.
-你在忙什么？-萝拉…呃… - What you been up to? - Lola… Uh…
卡迈克尔法官，该死你在这里做饭吗？ Judge Carmichael, what the hell are you doing out here?
没有法律说法官不能去得到 There's no law that says that a judge can't go and get
-松饼需要的时候。-不，没有。但是，嗯… - a muffin when she needs one. - No, there's not. But, uh…
你检查了吗法院最近要付费吗？ Have you checked out the court costs lately?
法官阁下，你确定这是一个好主意？ Your Honor, are you sure this is a good idea?
$28。罚款$28 $28. A penalty of $28 is applied
每10美元或更少一个人被罚款。 to every $10 or less an individual is fined.
Sherri知道你在这里吗？ Does Sherri know you're out here?
差不多两倍了罚款本身的成本。 That's nearly two times the cost of the fine itself.
我拍了一下木槌，然后响起 I bang my gavel, and boom,
罚款500美元就是$1,400美元 a $500 fine increases to $1,400 just like that.
我实际上有一个初步听到我需要去。 I actually have a preliminary hearing I need to get to.
-这是不对的。-我们可以，我们以后再聊吗？ - It's not right. - Can we, uh, can we talk later?
是的我也要走。 Yeah. I need to get going, too.
行。 All right.
Aw.
卡迈克尔法官。 Judge Carmichael.
卡迈克尔法官，我需要和你谈谈。 Judge Carmichael, I need to talk to you.
你把我丈夫送进监狱。 You sent my husband to prison.
-现在我让儿子上班了吗？-我道歉。 - Now I got my son up on charges? - I apologize.
我不知道是什么情况你指的是 I don't know what case you're referring to.
别开玩笑了你不在乎我们怎么了 No kidding. You don't care what happens to us
因为你全凭你的智慧 because you in all your wisdom
带走了他唯一的父亲。 took his only dad away from him.
-你需要停止大喊大叫。-你今天毁了多少生命？ - You need to stop yelling. - How many lives you ruined today?
-跟我来。-你离我远点。 - Come with me. - Get off of me.
离我远点!你离我远点! Off of me! Get off of me!
-来吧。-停下来!让我走! - Come on. - Stop it! Let me go!
让我走! Let me go!
这是不对的。这是不对的! This isn't right. This isn't right!
法官阁下，你是什么…… Your Honor, what are you…
我需要伸展双腿。 I needed to stretch my legs.
不太确定那是一个好主意。 Not so sure that was such a good idea.
所以现在我要喘口气。 So now I'm taking a breather.
-这是怎么回事？-很长的故事。 - What's up? - Long story.
谢谢。 Thanks.
你结婚了吗在教堂里，法官阁下？ Did you get married in a church, Your Honor?
我们做到了 We did.
我们也是。使我们的誓言在上帝面前。 So did we. Made our vows before God.
我知道没人在乎 I know no one cares
关于离婚或其他任何事情了 about divorce or anything anymore.
我知道是…我知道统计数据，但是我… I know it's… I know the statistics, but I…
我不喜欢……不履行诺言。 I don't… like breaking my promises.
你什么都没破坏，艾米丽。他做到了 You didn't break anything, Emily. He did.
不好了。不给乔。 Oh, no. Not to Joe.
不用担心我明白了。我只是… You don't have to worry. I get that. I just…
我的意思是…… I-I mean…
给上帝？ To God?
我的家庭？我的朋友？ My family? My friends?
我站在那里，我… I stood up there, and I…
这听起来很奇怪，不是吗？ This sounds really weird, doesn't it?
我想我刚去过和修女一起出去玩太多了 I think I've just been hanging out with nuns too much.
法官阁下。 Your Honor.
认识你的人知道你做正确的事。 Anyone who knows you knows you do the right thing.
洛佩兹女士，在法庭上见 See you back in court, Ms. Lopez.
尊重机构，法官阁下。 Respect for the institution, Your Honor.
哦-这些不是空洞的传统。 - Ooh. - These aren't empty traditions.
他们有目的， They have a purpose,
你去过这里法院足够长的时间… and you have been in this courthouse long enough…
雪莉，我可以打断这堂课吗 Sherri, can I interrupt this lecture
-问你一个问题？-只要我们继续前进。 - to ask you a question? - As long as we keep moving.
的公式是什么转换未付罚款 What's the formula for converting an unpaid fine
-入狱时间？-$150美元等于1天，法官阁下。 - into jail time? - $150 equals 1 day, Your Honor.
因此，每$150的未缴罚款， So for every $150 in unpaid fines,
我可以将其转换为被告 I can convert that to a defendant
在县监狱度过一天？ spending one day in county jail?
正确，只要罚款等于入狱不少于15天。 Correct, as long as the fine equals no less than 15 days in jail.
意思是我不能丢人在猛击中 Meaning I can't throw someone in the slammer
-一张罚单。-敬上，法官阁下。 - for a parking ticket. - Eye on the ball, Your Honor.
还有一个流氓修女要处理。 There is still a rogue nun to deal with.
我需要你联系欧文斯先生从今天早上开始。 I need you to contact Mr. Owens from this morning.
告诉他我需要见他回到法庭。 Tell him I need to see him back in court.
当然。 Certainly.
卡兰，午餐还咸吗？ Callan, still salty about lunch?
你会以重罪恶作剧指控我吗？ You gonna charge me with felony pranking?
-哈。-提醒我，多少 - Ha. - Remind me, how many
-你在走廊中的受害者被保释吗？-一些。 - of your victims in the hallway bailed? - A few.
啊。好东西，你没有下注。 Ah. Good thing you didn't take that bet.
她口味很贵。 She has expensive tastes.
你应该将客户放在架子上。 You should put your client on the stand.
我很想跟她说话当她宣誓时 I'd love to talk to her when she's under oath.
还记得吗？ It's a preliminary hearing, remember?
那是那部分你给我看你所有的卡片。 That's the part where you show me all your cards.
她把她的胸贴在胸前。 And she holds hers close to her chest.
全体起立。系61洛杉矶最高法院的…… All rise. Department 61 of the Los Angeles Supreme…
没关系。我认为他们知道。抱歉耽搁了。 That's all right. I think they know. Sorry for the delay.
我需要弹出到本纳法官的法庭 I needed to pop over to Judge Benner's courtroom
并清理出几对幸福的夫妻。 and clear out a few happy couples.
卡兰先生，你还能得到什么？ Mr. Callan, what else you got?
法官阁下，人民呼唤侦探柯蒂斯·佩里 Your Honor, the People call Detective Curtis Perry
到展台，带领案件的调查员。 to the stand, the lead investigator in the case.
洛佩兹女士，你可以恢复十字架。 Ms. Lopez, you may resume your cross.
洛佩兹先生。还有其他问题吗？ Mr. Lopez. Any more questions?
没有其他问题，法官阁下。 No further questions, Your Honor.
伯杰先生？ Mr. Berger?
Um…
没有重定向。没有其他证人。 No redirect. No additional witnesses.
大家休息，法官阁下。 People rest, Your Honor.
证人可能会下台。 Witness may step down.
谢谢。 Thank you.
现在有什么计划？ What's the plan now?
洛佩兹女士，有目击者吗？ Ms. Lopez, any witnesses?
辩护人称菲比·麦肯齐修女 The defense calls Sister Phoebe McKenzie
-到台上，法官阁下。-什么？ - to the stand, Your Honor. - What?
上帝帮助那些自救的人。 God helps those who help themselves.
你要去那里，我们会说服的 You're gonna go up there, and we're gonna convince
法官你是无辜的 the judge that you're innocent
因为你是。那是计划。 because you are. That's the plan.
重罪勒索。 Felony extortion.
为我们定义勒索，侦探。 Define extortion for us, detective.
通过诱使获得财产 Obtaining property by inducing…
通过同意获得财产 Obtaining property by inducing consent
通过错误使用武力或恐惧。 via wrongful use of force or fear.
我知道法律，先生们。这不是陪审团审判。 I know the law, gentlemen. This is not a jury trial.
我只想知道 I'd just like to know
在这种情况下如何施加勒索 how extortion is applied in this case.
似乎很新颖。 Seems quite novel.
然后，在这种情况下应用它。 Apply it in this case, then.
获得财产，食物和酒 The property, food and liquor, obtained
通过强迫受害者… by forcing the victim…
异议。没有证据 Objection. There's no evidence
我的客户强迫任何人做任何事情。 my client forced anyone to do anything.
MargoBaxter认为谁会付晚餐吗？ Who did Margo Baxter think would pay for dinner?
异议!我不知道她在想什么! Objection! I have no idea what she was thinking,
-你也不是。-持续。再试一次，卡伦先生。 - and neither do you. - Sustained. Try again, Mr. Callan.
遇难者告诉你的侦探 Detective, who did the victims tell you
-他们以为要付款？-被告。 - they thought was going to pay? - The defendant.
她要求他们出去。她选择了这个地方。 She asked them out. She chose the place.
她预订了房间 She made the reservation.
她每次都下订单。 She did the ordering each and every time.
他们告诉你什么他们害怕吗？ And what did they tell you they were afraid of?
离开餐厅不付钱就是犯罪。 Leaving a restaurant without paying is a crime.
受害者担心他们会受到指控 Victims were afraid they'd be charged
如果他们没有全额支付账单。 if they didn't pay the bill in full.
他们也害怕被禁止返回。 They also feared being barred from returning.
哦，嘘是洛杉矶寻找另一家餐厅。 Oh, boo-hoo. It's L.A. Find another restaurant.
奎因女士，你的客户会说完吗 Ms. Quinn, will your client pipe down,
还是我们要进入鄙视的领域？ or are we moving into contempt territory?
谢谢。没有更多问题。 Thank you. No more questions.
-奎因女士，在乎吗？-是的，请。 - Ms. Quinn, care to cross? - Yes, please.
佩里侦探，有人命令你吗 Detective Perry, did anyone order you
研究这些小技巧 to investigate these little tips
从技术上讲是传闻？ that are technically hearsay?
-不-所以我很抱歉。 - No. - So I'm sorry.
-你为什么要那么做？-因为她违反了法律。 - Why did you do it? - Because she broke the law.
对。所谓敲诈。 Right. So-called extortion.
你认为她是邪恶的勒索者 You decided that she was an evil extortionist.
-反对。议论。-持续。最后的警告，辅导员。 - Objection. Argumentative. - Sustained. Final warning, counselor.
是的，法官阁下。 Yes, Your Honor.
你有没有告诉过你的同事是因为 Did you tell any of your colleagues it was because
所谓的肇事者是一个女人？ the alleged perpetrator was a woman?
我说如果有人这样做人们将无处不在， I said if a man was doing this, people would be all over it,
但是因为是女人 but because it's a woman
滚过一些寂寞的家伙，可以吗？ rolling over some lonely guys, it's okay?
所以你追求这些涉嫌小的违规行为 So you pursued these small alleged infractions
因为Margo是女人？ because Margo was a woman?
实际上，你以我的客户为目标因为她是女人。 In fact, you targeted my client because she is a woman.
-反对。-持续。 - Objection. - Sustained.
你最后一次约会是什么时候…… When was the last time you had a date…
-持续!-…自从离婚以来，侦探？ - Sustained! - …since your divorce, Detective?
劳驾？ Excuse me?
我想我已经完成了 I think I'm done.
除非你有什么进一步，卡伦先生？ Unless you have anything further, Mr. Callan?
我想我们知道特定的舞蹈将结束。 I think we know how this particular dance will end.
我妈妈说，如果有上帝， My mom said that if there was a God,
我们本来便宜的租金。 we'd have cheap rent.
她把我们搬进了和她的男朋友在一起。 She moved us in with her boyfriends, mostly.
我14岁那年就离开了。在大街上真糟。 I left when I was 14. It was bad on the street.
我很糟糕。 I was bad.
陷入毒品几年了 Got into drugs for a few years.
花了人民的钱 Took people's… money,
支票，信用卡。 checks, credit cards.
-你被抓了吗？-是的 - You got caught? - Yeah.
监狱是…… Jail was…
这不怎么样。比人们想像的还要糟糕。 it was bad. Worse than people think.
你是如何结束教会的？ How did you end up with the Church?
我下了车，最后滑了下来 I got out, ended up on the Skid.
米兰达修女在那里 Sister Miranda was there
分发瓶装水和三明治。 handing out bottled water and sandwiches.
但是她也听。 But she listened, too.
她知道那是什么我们中有些人确实需要。 She knew that's what some of us really needed.
她是如此……如此镇定。 She was so… so calm.
我也想要那个 I wanted that, too,
所以有一天我跟随她去了那里 so one day I followed her there.
我不会离开。 I wouldn't leave.
你能选一个字吗描述教会？ Could you pick one word to describe the Church?
对你来说是什么？ What is it to you?
爱。 Love.
它永远不会消失。 It never goes away.
菲比，备案 Phoebe, for the record,
你从教堂里拿走了那笔钱吗？ did you take that money from your church?
对不起。你可以重复这个问题吗？ I'm sorry. Can you repeat the question?
你是否从教堂拿走了那笔钱？ Did you take that money from your church?
菲比？ Phoebe?
-法官阁下。-我有罪! - Your Honor. - I'm guilty!
我需要与客户商谈。 I need to confer with my client.
对不起。我必须说实话。 I'm sorry. I have to tell the truth.
我...我有罪。 I'm… I'm guilty.
我会告诉你我刚才告诉她的。 I'll tell you what I just told her.
如果继续这样，我将退出担任她的律师。 If this continues, I will withdraw as her lawyer.
我不能也不会故意问问题 I can't and won't knowingly ask questions
这将导致错误的答案。 that will lead to false answers.
如果菲比姐姐坚持对此表白 If Sister Phoebe sticks to this confession,
她为你作伪证。 she is committing perjury for you.
你要让她那样做吗？ Are you going to let her do that?
恭喜你你打脏。 Congratulations. You fight dirty.
也是一大步为了性别政治。 Also a massive step back for gender politics.
警察试图将其自举为重罪。 The cops tried to bootstrap it into a felony.
-没有飞。-12名受害者。$10,000的失窃餐费 - Didn't fly. - 12 victims. $10,000 of stolen meals.
也许看到一个内部牢房将阻止她。 Maybe seeing the inside of a jail cell would have stopped her.
指控被驳回。谢谢。 Charges dismissed. Thank you.
对抗DDA并不明智。 It's not smart to antagonize a DDA.
好吧，这就是你一直在做的。 Well, it's what you've been doing.
我一直在做我的工作。Prelim已经结束。 I've been doing my job. Prelim's over.
为了记录，你把那些人当作垃圾对待了 And for the record, you treated those men like garbage.
-她有灵魂。-下班后。 - She has a soul. - After business hours.
祝你生活愉快，Margo，在Craft或Patina Enjoy your life, Margo, at Craft or Patina
或接下来在哪里伤心。 or wherever you break a heart next.
-啊，那会很困难。-这是为什么？ - Ah, that's gonna be difficult. - Why is that?
我已经和所有的餐厅谈过了 I've spoken with all the restaurants
参与此案。 involved in the case.
他们一直在传播这个词和你的照片。 They've been spreading the word and your photo.
你将被禁止镇上所有的景点。 You're gonna be banned from all the prime spots in town.
不好了。那不合法。 Oh, no. That can't be legal.
嗯是，但是随时商量 Mm. It is, but feel free to discuss it
-与另一位律师。-但是…我该怎么办 - with a different lawyer. - But… what will I do
那些星期六晚上？ with all those Saturday nights?
你应该以为关于之前。 You should have thought about that before.
真冷。 That was cold.
可惜我们没做那个赌注。我饿了。 Too bad we didn't make that bet. I'm hungry.
-反正我有计划-对。 - I have plans anyway. - Right.
她漂亮。 She's pretty.
准备好之后带我去吃饭，给我打电话。 When you're ready to take me to dinner, call me.
我将领取支票。 I'll pick up the check.
欧文斯先生，法院已审查你的句子 Mr. Owens, the court has reviewed your sentence
并已将你的罚款提高到$2,000。 and has increased your fine to $2,000.
以前是500美元。 It was $500 before.
你知道，借助这种帮助， You know, with this kind of help,
我不妨检查一下Men'sCentral。 I might as well check into Men's Central.
-法官阁下…-鉴于财务困难程度， - Your Honor… - Given the degree of financial hardship,
法院准备转换罚款到监狱时间。 the court is prepared to convert that fine to jail time.
所以你要把我送进监狱？ So you're sending me to jail?
转换时间为16天。 That conversion comes out to 16 days.
现在，该句子将最肯定会减少 Now, that sentence will most certainly be reduced
警长因人满为患。 by the sheriff due to overcrowding.
那与事实通常是个人 That and the fact that an individual usually
仅占转换时间的10％ only serves 10% of the conversion time
意味着你应该被预订并释放 means you should be booked and released
在几个小时内。 within a few hours.
尊敬的法官阁下，我不明白。 Your Honor, with respect, I don't understand.
欧文斯先生，你将受到缓刑 You will be on probation, Mr. Owens,
但你可以自由走，而且你不会欠我们一分钱。 but you will be free to go, and you won't owe us a penny.
听起来不错吗？ That sound fair?
是。 Yes.
谢谢。 Thank you.
-谢谢法官阁下。-这是你最后的机会。 - Thank you, Your Honor. - This is your last chance.
现在，我不要再次在这里见到你 Now, I don't want to see you in here again
尤其是没有律师。 and especially without a lawyer.
谢谢。 Thank you.
法官阁下。 Your Honor.
你… You…
你一直在开车你的后备箱中有$100,000？ You've been driving around with $100,000 in your trunk?
没有人会闯入这辆车。 No one's gonna break into this car.
这笔钱本来打算做得更好… This money was meant to do better…
食物，药品，穷人的住房。 food, medicine, housing for the poor.
不是直肠。 Not the rectory.
菲比是第一个弄清楚它的人。 Phoebe was the first to figure it out.
她拒绝…… She refused to…
她保护了我。 She protected me.
你还有…全部在这里吗？ You still have… It's all here?
是。拿走后，我感到失落。 Yes. After I took it, I felt lost.
好吧，为什么……为什么让菲比…… Well, why… why did you let Phoebe…
因为她是纯真的。 Because she is innocent.
我们都有信心 We both had faith
司法系统会看到这一点。 the justice system would see that.
我不应该让她。 I shouldn't have let her.
我什么都怕了 I got scared of everything,
垂死的，…的 of dying, of…
在没有我教会拥护的情况下死亡。 dying without the embrace of my church.
我不想离开。 I don't want to leave.
怎么样，卡迈克尔？ How's it going, Carmichael?
感觉弯腰？ Feeling limber?
腿伸展足够？ Legs stretched enough?
每天都是一次冒险。 Every day is an adventure.
嗯 Mm.
今天你怎么了？ What happened to you today?
交通。 Traffic.
九个小时？ For nine hours?
我一直很喜欢婚礼那天。 I've always liked Wedding Day.
当你结婚两个恋爱中的人，是…… When you marry two people in love, it's…
你不必保持公正。 You don't have to be impartial.
我一生喜欢婚礼。 My whole life, I've liked weddings.
但是我一直都在外面。 But I've always felt on the outside.
我结婚了一次 I was married once.
嗯但是即使那样，他们也不适合我。 Mm. But even then, they weren't for me.
自2013年以来，我感到荣幸 Since 2013, I have had the honor
同性伴侣结婚这是绝对的快乐。 of marrying same-sex couples, and it's an absolute joy.
除非在同一天那是你的女朋友 Unless it's on the same day that your girlfriend,
你四年的伴侣… your partner of four years…
丢下你。 dumps you.
I…
我知道什么时候好主意参加心理健康日 I know when it's a good idea to take a mental health day,
那是…… and it was…
这是第一。 it was a first.
我很抱歉。 I'm so sorry.
我不会实施婚礼之日 I wasn't gonna implement Wedding Day
在这个法院直到… at this courthouse until…
每个人都可以参加。 everybody could take part.
这是最重要的我的职业生涯已经完成。 It's the most important thing I've done in my career.
我有一些事要做。 I have got some catching up to do.
挂在那里，卡迈克尔。 Hang in there, Carmichael.
这是特权 This is a privilege,
并且你得到的方式比你放弃的要多。 and you get way more than you give up.
法官阁下有事你需要了解。 Your Honor, there is something you need to know about.
我很满意人民已经证明 I am satisfied that the People have proven
被告犯罪 that the defendant committed the crime
毫无疑问的 beyond a reasonable doubt,
我对她的指控感到内 and I find her guilty on the charge.
但是我不认为 But I don't think
重罪判决是适当的。 a felony conviction is appropriate.
钱已经退了 The money has returned,
被告很诚实关于她的过去 and the defendant was honest about her past
和她前进的承诺。 and her commitment to move forward.
因此，我将行使自己的判断力 So I will exercise my discretion
根据《刑法》第17B条 under Penal Code Section 17B
并将指控减为轻罪。 and reduce the charge to a misdemeanor.
被告被安置在简易试用期 The defendant is placed on summary probation
在12个月以下以下条件… for 12 months under the following conditions…
与Vincent父亲进行100小时的社区服务。 100 hours of community service with Father Vincent.
被告也接受吗？ So does the defendant accept?
我做。 I do.
然后，该法院休会。 Then this court is adjourned.
哦! Oh!
谢谢。 Thank you.
你，呃，你信守诺言 You, uh, you keep your promises
对自己有信心。 by having faith in yourself.
上帝爱你。 God loves you.
现在让一些人结婚! Now let's get some people married!
今天很抱歉。 I'm sorry about today.
我需要伸腿 I needed to stretch my legs
几乎都把它们弄坏了 and almost had them both broken.
我建议将来室内的瑜伽垫。 I suggest in the future a yoga mat in chambers.
那很敏捷。 That was nimble.
Nimble今天与Owens先生在那工作。 Nimble work there today with Mr. Owens.
司法系统的需要停止资助自己 The justice system needs to stop funding itself
在被告的背后。 on the backs of defendants.
这是梦想，大规模的婚礼吗？ Is this the dream, the mass wedding?
是。 Yes.
是的。 Yes, it is.
这将是有序的。 This will be orderly.
这很简单。这将非常浪漫。 This will be simple. This will be very romantic.
大楼关闭一个小时内，婚礼。 The building closes in an hour, wedding folks.
让我们开始……完成…… Let's get… this… done.
我需要每个人在你们对中排队。 I need everyone to line up in your pairs.
有序的，谢谢。让我们开始……这个……继续。 Orderly, thank you. Let's get… this… going.
你今天很难跟上。 You were hard to keep up with today.
我有一个尼姑来捍卫。 I had a nun to defend.
恢复天主教。内疚是残酷的。 Recovering Catholic. The guilt is brutal.
嗯。 Hmm.
他妈妈的戒指。嗯？ His mom's ring. Hmm?
-这真好。-嗯-嗯 - It's nice. - Mm-hmm.
我要去萨拉的家， I am going to go to Sara's place,
她要切断我的手指。 and she is going to cut off my finger.
那是我要解决的唯一方法。 That's the only way I'm gonna get it off.
你有牙线吗？ You have any dental floss?
我有牙线吗？你见过我吗？ Do I have dental floss? Have you met me?
嗯-嗯 - Mm-hmm. - Mm.
哦 Ooh.
我可以帮你吗？ May I have your hand?
真是奇怪。 It's a weird thing to say.
谢谢。 Thank you.
谢谢，法官。 Thanks, Judge.
在HOJ的另一天。 Just another day in the HOJ.
拉斯基法官说你很开心今天和艾米·奎因在一起。 Judge Laski said you had fun with Amy Quinn today.
-好玩吗？-嗯-嗯 - Fun? - Mm-hmm.
很有意思。 It was… interesting.
多么有趣？ How interesting?
你知道吗？我不去那里。 You know what? I'm not going there.
看，我很好。 Look, I'm good.
如果你快乐我会快乐。 I'm happy if you're happy.
你快乐吗？ Are you happy?
Ria现在正式是品牌大使， Ria is now officially a brand ambassador,
并且我们要庆祝。 and we are going to celebrate.
聪明。 Smart.
我要知道什么现在继续在这里。 I need to know what's going on here right now.
Ahh!
Ho ho!
-是吗？-哦，终于。 - Yeah? - Oh, finally.
嗯。 Uh-huh.
好吧，你打算怎么办？ Well, what are you gonna do with it?
呃…还给…… Uh… give it back…
给他妈妈不对他。 to his mom. Not to him.
-你准备好了吗？-准备好了 - Are you ready? - Ready.
欢迎大家。很高兴见到你们所有人 Welcome, everyone. I'm so happy to see all of you
并很荣幸你选择我把你聚在一起。 and honored that you've chosen me to bring you together.
我们要做的事情有点不同 We're gonna do things a little bit differently
在这一晚。 at this late hour.